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Exhibit 2027 · Recovered broadcast

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where to find us

On the route

13 years of evidence

The archive

the manifesto

What we believe

We, the Krewe of Dystopian Paradise (KDP), in order to honor our perfectly imperfect union, hereby pledge to celebrate our city and each other, until we fall into the swamp, sink into the sea, succumb to the zombie apocalypse, or die of extremely boring natural causes.

Radioactive Ranch, 2025
  • Irreverence

    A healthy dislike of righteousness, self- and otherwise

  • Revelry

    Fuck yeah, it’s a parade!

  • Beauty

    We want to create something people love looking at. We love being looked at. It’s almost the same thing

  • Expression

    Freedom to be and to dance, to art and to parade

  • Absurdity

    Sense is overrated. Long live nonsense!

  • Community

    We’ll mock each other inside the krewe, and defend each other outside. We’re as close to family as you can get without getting your face all wet

  • Kindness

    If you’re not a dick, we’ll spot you a band-aid, a sandwich, a cigarette, and a drink. Pay it forward, backward, or just show up next week

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